Geometry Dash Twitter

A bunch of painfully unfunny, sensitive virgins who would find the most braindead excuses to find anything offensive. They burst out laughing when they hear a song from a Geometry Dash level used somewhere in the real world because their parents don't love them. Any American members of GD Twitter are likely to post about how they hate living in America and would call you creepy if you say you like to live in America. They sit in front of a screen 24/7/365 hoping to beat a "list demon" and arguing about pointless things instead of going outside and touching grass. They would kill their parents if it meant a level on the list of hardest levels in Geometry Dash would get moved up. This is bad enough, but what's even more braindead about Geometry Dash Twitter is that they would cancel you for abiding by the pledge of allegiance or saying an opinion that differs from the majority and they will actively try to leak your personal info if you do so. Not listening to instructions given out by GD Twitter celebrities is a one way ticket to being cancelled. There are some good people in GD Twitter, but a majority of the subsection is full of people described above.
A fucking chad: *states an opinion different to that of Geometry Dash Twitter about Nintendo/Music/dogs vs cats*
GDTWT Celeb: Are you a fucking fascist? Holy fucking shit! Deactivate!!!!!!!
The chad: *ignores*
All of Geometry Dash Twitter: You are a fascist. Deactivate Now! *leaks his location*
by The Clown Says "Palah" January 02, 2023
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twitter-text

1. Sending what would be a twitter in the form of a text message.

2. Sending irrelevant texts for no apparent reason.
Rita: Just left the gym
Juan: Great...Why do I care?

Rita: Just thought I'd tell ya
Juan: Fantastic. I appreciate the twitter-text.
by J. Vinnie Cologne February 06, 2010
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Twitter Twit

1)ALWAYS USING TWITTER!They are addicted to it.They make every excuse to get on Twitter and follow Justin Bieber or some other annoying teen star.
2)That bitch who always reports your account because apparently it is HER definition of inappropriate.
1) Joe:Uhm,mom,I need to get home.
Mom:And why is that Joey?
Joe:I have.....gastrointestinal pain.*IN HEAD*:Twitter time baby!
Mom:Fine.Go home.*IN HEAD*:Those DAMNED social networking sites,turning my child into a Twitter Twit.

2)Skye:OMFG!That Twitter Twit reported me!
Huntr:Hate to rain on your parade,but...it was probably because of that TwitPic of your boobs.
by Stuck On Candy Mountain June 24, 2011
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FT Twitter

A bunch of racist ass teenagers or grown men who are keyboard warriors, they make fun of the deceased and say cringy shit like “dub” or “in the mud”. They started a stupid hashtag on twitter: #freefootballtwitter because some of their accounts got suspended and they’re being whiny babies about. Imagine hating someone else’s taste in music
Person 1: I just got called a nonce by someone on twitter
Person 2: Was it an ft twitter account?
by koya94 August 27, 2019
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Twitter Thumb Crawl

The necessary evil of swiping down repeatedly on your twitter page in order to get the newsfeed to refresh.
I hadn't checked my twitter all day and I had to do the twitter thumb crawl to get to the top of the 4000 new tweets.
twitter Tweet newsfeed scroll refresh
by KirkChi September 02, 2015
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fuckboy Twitter Syndrome

When a good natured guy becomes a total Fuckboy when on Social Media.
Dan: Hey do you know Josh?
Nick: Yeah he's a nice guy but suffers from Fuckboy Twitter Syndrome.
by EndingDestiny February 17, 2015
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Twitter Porn Massacre

July 23rd 2009. The day that all the porn accounts on twitter got removed and virtually every person on twitter lost 10-25% of their followers
I lost one hundred followers on twitter today. Damn the Twitter Porn Massacre!!
by SweetnessKurt July 24, 2009
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