triple harakiri

Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.

Bob attempted the triple harakiri last night.

by Joe March 1, 2005

triple preparation h

triple preparation h is for wrestlers who have severe hemorrhoids and when jus plain old preparation h wont cut it

omg i had a wrestling match last night and i lost cause my ass was itchin so i couldnt concentrate and wouldnt you know it i didnt have any triple preparation h on me at the time

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 5, 2009

Triple Crown, The

An award given to the team who beats the shit out of the other UK nations during the 6 nations rugby championship. Also see Grand Slam

Wales won the prestigious Triple Crown in 2005 after beating England, Scotland and Ireland, and then going on to win the Grand Slam

by God HelpEnglandInTwickenham July 3, 2005

triple digit ho

A particularly skanky brand of ho who has been linked to a large number of guys; with the number often being in the triple digit range.

EE: Dude, she slept with his roommate too?
ME: Yea, isn't that crazy, she's such a ho...
EE: naw, she's not just a ho, she's a triple digit ho!

by teehee3 December 20, 2008

Triple Finger Flinger

The act of taking your first three fingers, dipping them in pizza sauce, and inserting in vaginal cavity

i want to give Megan Fox a triple finger flinger

by deenutz17 December 20, 2009

triple cocktail

An alcoholic beverage consisting of gin, laxatives, and viagra. Designed to induce a triple, or the elusive double triple.

You know a guy's kinky when he offers to buy a triple cocktail. Gotta be sure to have plastic sheets.

by triple temptress December 20, 2010

Triple Science Syndrome

The syndrome of being in a Triple Science class for too long that you are surrounded by girls who study everyday and have no life, therefore you reach the point of desperation whereby your vision is blurred.

You think that girl is cute? C'mon get rid of that Triple Science Syndrome already!

by TSSyndrome October 3, 2010