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Steel-toe sock

A sock that is used on multiple occasions to jerk off inside of. It becomes stiff around the toe area that catches the brunt of the loads.
ME: Dude I think Mom found my Steel-toe sock under my bed.
DAD: She did. When I tried to tell her to leave it there so you didn't ruin another one she threatened to put it on and kick me with it
ME: she should've
by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018
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Bleedy old toe

A severe affliction that befalls certain professionals who spend too much time wearing leather shoes in an office environment.
Great day at work, apart from the bleedy old toe flaring up says Arch.
by bleedyoldtoe March 9, 2016
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go commit stub toe

to do the action of unexpectedly causing extreme pain to a toe as a result of impact to inanimate object
jerry hated marty so bad that he wanted him to go commit stub toe *jerry at home* alalalalalal- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by fallboygo October 10, 2021
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toffee toe

When having sex with your partner and your toe catches them up the ass and it leaves a poo mark on your toe.
Oh look I have a toffee toe. Or Damn I have a toffee toe, please pass some toilet paper.
by Houseylady May 19, 2018
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hang it low like a camel toe

"Gangsta" way of telling your friend to keep his penis flaccid when near something that could erect it.
In other words, you are telling him to "hang it low," like a flaccid penis. To make sure he knows how low it should be, you tell him "like a camel toe," which can be pretty dang low.
A hot piece of ass walks by so you tell your friend, "Dude! Hang it low like a camel toe!"

"Dudes! This girl's left boob was hanging out of her bra and I kept telling myself, 'Hang it low like a camel toe. Hang it low like a camel toe!'"
by The Hottie with a Body April 2, 2009
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bro-toe

The result of a man wearing tight clothing to cover his crotch. The equivalent of a cameltoe on a woman.
Yuck! That dude's pants are giving him a bro-toe!
by Ben W. August 23, 2005
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the big toe captain

The biggest toe on your foot. What George tells Jerry to do a joke on. (In the episode "The Tape").
"The Captain of the Toes!" The Big Toe Captain is the captain of the toes and sometimes the second toe grows longer, creating a coups de toe.
by Shaunn L. June 28, 2008
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