Shit toe

When your feet are cold and you want to put them between your spouse's legs to warm them up and you accidentally stick your toes up their ass hole

I think I just got shit toed.

by Zarski32 September 24, 2018

Ralph Toe

when your sweatsedo is jacked up so your mangina looks like a mooseknuckle

all "skinny jeans" have ralph toes

by ohnoyoudidnt101 September 5, 2012

Mamal toe

The guy version of the camel toe

Robert Plant has a huge mamal toe

by The OGAK December 10, 2017

Corn toes

When one’s feet smell like Fritos (or some sort of chips brand)

bro 1: boi. Someone’s got a bad case of the corn toes
bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two!
bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?

by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019

toe blow

To stick your toe(s) in a your partner's vagina or anus

"Dude don't just toe blow my mom. She didn't get the promotion she wanted and she's had a rough week"

by CaillouSwagDick May 11, 2016

crooked toe

another name for a bunyon on your foot

whats up witch your crooked toe yo ?

by k. morse June 11, 2006

The Toe Snatcher

A slimy man- wait! It's the toe snatcher! Ready to devour your freshly-clipped toes!

Careful. Don't leave your toenail clippings on the ground, or he will pick them up one-by-one, chew them between his yellow cheese teeth, and spit them into your mouth non-consensually!

Lock your doors, shut the blinds, and use your night light.

By day, he is your average man that works minimum wage; By night, he is a crazed maniac, malevolent and filled with snatching intent.

Beware of the Toe Snatcher...!

Ex 1: Careful, dear. The Toe Snatcher is out and about.

Ex 2: My toenails are gone! First, the toenails, and then my toes! Damn you Toe Snatcher...!!

by 👀 Dank memes October 10, 2020