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Screaming squirrel

When you scratch at the butthole, like a squirrel, and then shove the "nuts" inside.
I heard pablo screaming and asked his girlfriend what happened; turns out she was giving him a screaming squirrel
by Dangusdee April 11, 2023
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Squirrel push

To dig in the anus of your partner with one's finger trying to dig out a piece of poop (similar to a squirrel digging into the ground looking for a nut). After digging out said piece of poop, the poop is then placed into the mouth of the digger to be carried around like a squirrel carrying a nut in it's mouth.
There's a bit of blood on my finger after 'squirrel pushing' her and now I can't get this taste out of my mouth.
by Squirrel Pusher March 2, 2017
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Dirt Squirrel

Also known as a "festival chick", a dirt squirrel is a girl who like nothing more than to have dirty tent sex with strangers at music festivals. They can be identified by their dreadlocks, lack of bra, body odor and interest in astrology. All you have to tell them is you've got a dirty backpack full of MDMA and acid tabs and they'll sit on your dick.
"You don't wanna hook up with Sarah, she's a full-blown dirt squirrel these days. I heard she fucked like three dudes at Bonnaroo last summer."
by frailninja March 16, 2016
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Scottish squirrel

The sexual act of stuffing someone's testicals in your cheeks and massaging them like a squirrel stuffing its cheeks with a pair of sheep testicals.
"Hey Markus, what did you an Stefany do last night?"

"OMG! we watched a movie and she went in for a scottish squirrel!"
by el_viagra May 7, 2022
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Hungry Squirrel

Ejaculating on your female companion's chest, and then make her consume this "chest nut".
I gave my girlfriend a hungry squirrel last night, it was nuts.
by Buff Man Squilliam April 24, 2019
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Squirrel's penis

The insertion of a wetted finger into another person's ear.
I was confused and amused when Chantal put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrel's penis.'
by Super Sandy Cheeks February 5, 2022
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Squirreling a nut

A sex act where the semen fills the recivers mouth to the point of over flow.
She gave me dome and she was squirreling a nut.
by IR8ALPHA March 16, 2021
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