Smurf

Little blue beings from a Belgian comic.
The name in French is "Schtroumpf"; that means "sock" in German. (with another spelling: "Strumpf")
The author says that his comic was not aimed to be communist propaganda though loads of people think it is.

Their reproduction is very mysterious, but they seemed to be made out of clay by humans and taken to the village by a stork when the moon is blue.
The only female of the village was made by the villain of the comic to stir things up in the little community and it actually worked... No comment

They know how to make flutes that make everyone dance.

I'd love to live in the Smurf's village

- What's smurfer than the smurf of my smurf?
- My smurfer's smurf.

by MeliorMelusine November 22, 2011

smurf syndrome

the result of being turned on for so long that your "little boys" turn blue, see blue balls

we made out for so long that I got smurf syndrome.

by mcotone March 24, 2010

Mississippi Mud Smurf

When you have sex in a porta-potty and it tips over with the occupants inside.

This concert is getting me so hot; do you want to go do a Mississippi Mud Smurf?

by medic1234 August 13, 2022

smurfed

when a smurf absolutely demolishes you

I hate going on ladder matches because even though you get matched with people "your rank", most likely you're going to get smurfed.

by pussack August 14, 2018

Smurf

A Smurf is when you go into a portaloo and people flip it to the floor and they come out in all blue stuff like a Smurf

Hey, Alyssa remember that day you turned into a smurf?

by Zurgzy June 1, 2021

Smurfing

When you snort blue adderall and your nose and mucus become completely blue in the process.

Smurfing - We ran out of blow and started smurfing the addy to hold us over.

by Chelsnels December 21, 2019

bassy smurf

The concept of men-sheep body switching.

“Alberta, do you see those sheep standing next to that man over there?”

“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”

by Constitutional musical May 23, 2018