A Thomas

A danish word for having your best friend Banging your crush while you are having a shit in the bathroom.

" sec hon, i need to use the bathroom" *suddenly a wild Thomas appeared "Hello, Wanna fuck?"
"Yes please" *Boy entering the room "OMG, you just did a Thomas

by Definitely not Axel November 9, 2015

Thomas

An adopted kid that is shit at fortnite and can hit the sickest wip of 2018. And usually has no friends and cries himself to sleep.

Jk.

Thomas calls me a nonce on a daily basis

by Yrhfndnxn jeff November 26, 2018

Thomas

Thomas, an obnoxious turd.

Person: Yo, Thomas.
Thomas: *wink*

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

Ben Thomas

DERP SLERP HERP DURP

BOOM POWERCRYSTAL!

"My names Ben Thomas; Derp!"

"My names Ben Thomas; I have the powercrystal so fuck you!"

by nakedman12 August 31, 2011

Thompson's Water Sealer

Sealing every orifice on your sexual partner's body with your various extremities.

I gave her the Thompson's Water Sealer.

by Scripple021 May 6, 2004

18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

The number of planets in no mans sky.

I wonder how many planets are in No Man's Sky?
18 quintilton 446 quadrillion 774 trillion 073 billion 709 million 551 thousand 616 planets

by not behind the meme August 16, 2017

Koji Thompson

Person at Hinsdale South with three balls. No friends. Cries easily when hit. AKA Pansy

Koji Thompson is a fag.

by bo jackson March 3, 2005