Pussy Weasel

A term for a male penis. Defined as a long, slender, aggressive creature that likes to bury itself in a tight warm hole.

Chris McCallion from Hull, Massachusetts couldn’t control his Pussy Weasel after he unzipped his jeans, Sarah Sullivan from Cohasset, Massachusetts was excited after Chris’s Pussy Weasel found refuge in her tight warm hole.

by Duckdog39 October 18, 2019

Sex Weasel

When a furry streamer with tism creates a chamber for copyright infringement creatures to fornicate for their delight

Wow that sure is a sex weasel look at em go!

by meow meow meow moew January 27, 2024

Flaming Weasel

When you go to Toss a Weasel and it burns. Usually curable with a topical anti-biotic.

(guy) Man, I need to go toss a weasel.
(man) Guy, after that ditch pig you hooked up with at the club it might be a flaming weasel.

by Chrisbe February 10, 2009

Weasel

taking out ur teeth and giving someone a gum job.

Weasel hooked me up last night

by ruedog October 16, 2007

weasel the dog

Weasel the dog is a British pup who eats cats on his free time. He doesn’t enjoy when there’s too much blood in his food. He is also a gay pup. He enjoys scooting his butt on the floor and stretching. His favorite holiday is halloween and he’s single and ready to mingle

“Oh look it’s weasel the dog!”

“Weasel the dog is a gay British pup.”

by the lioness god October 31, 2021

Pop Goes the Weasel

When a girl sticks her tongue into the opening a an uncircumcised males penis and swirls her tongue around until he becomes erect.

My girl was playing pop goes the weasel with me the other night before we had sex.

by dhfatty June 18, 2024

Dick weasel

A nephew that ignores you when it's very important

I messaged my my nephew and he just looks at my message the little dick weasel

by anonymous September 22, 2023