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hazleton with cheese

A form of mutal masturbation, in which a yeast infected woman hangs by her feet, while a man mastubates her. He catches soft yeast falling from her vagina on his penis, and she uses it as lubricant, to masturbate his penis.
pervert: I love your fishy stank all over my cock.

bitch: Hope you enjoy it, I didn't clean my snatch for several weeks.

pervert: The hazleton with cheese is the bomb.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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Shrimp Cheese

1. (noun) The smell produced by someone's penis when they don't clean the cum off of their cock before stuffing it back into their underwear.

2. (verb) To stuff your cum-covered penis back into your underwear without cleaning it off first.
"People aren't going to give you head when you shrimp cheese it every time you masturbate."
by breezy_caesar April 11, 2021
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Cheese-Bobbing

When you are in the shower and you stretch your foreskin to collect the water as if you were a bucket. then dunking your head into the foreskin and using your teeth to pick out the smegma.
Last week, I heard that Charlie Lyon was cheese-bobbing in the shower.
by Sxm06m October 22, 2020
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cheeses crepes!

Cheeses crepes! Those are some good pancakes!
by Adman12 October 26, 2005
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cheese deposit

A cheese deposit is when you visit the fridge, get a handful or two of shredded cheese and deposit it directly into your mouth
Man, last night I was hungry but didn't feel like cooking anything.. So, I just went to the fridge and made a couple cheese deposits instead
by vipie2000 September 4, 2019
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Cheese Button

The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella
"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"

"I just hit the baby's cheese button"
by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009
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wrapper cheese

Melted goodness left on the wrapper of any warm sandwich that has cheese on it.
My burger has ultra wrapper cheese man.
by Iammarmar July 14, 2017
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