ski

short for ski mask

"That boy never takes of his ski off"

by sleeping with the ski on December 29, 2022

ski

This is what occurs when someone gets so belligerently drunk that another being emerges from their soul and are no longer held responsible for their actions. Kinda like when Bruce Banner becomes the Hulk. Proper use for this is adding ski to the end of someones name, thus indicating that they have entered this specific state of intoxication

Man Fred was so drunk last night he got banned from the bar for 2 years!
No way man Fred would never do that. That had to have been Fredski

by coltski January 22, 2019

Flesh ski

The act of underdressing a woman (can be one off the street), sticking your penis in her from behind and riding her down a hill

Bro did you see Dana this morning? Yeah we had a great night, she sucked me good so I repaid her with a flesh ski.

by Cutenipple December 21, 2023

Ski-ball

The act of tea bagging someone while skiing.

Went to aspen and totally ski-balled this girl who had fallen off the ski lift

by ThesaurusRex December 12, 2012

Tiana Ski

she fine.. lowkey gotta lil crush 😩

Tiana Ski is a very pretty girl.

by ski’s4lifer June 11, 2021

ski back in

When you are black out drunk and do a line to become coherent and concise again.

I was so fucking drunk at the party on Saturday that I had to ski back in.

by Milfinc November 28, 2023

Jitt-Skiing

Step 1: Get a slutty chick, 2 horny bros and a jet ski.

Step 2: Position the hoe in between the 2 dudes and start the engine.

Step 3: The gutter slut proceeds to pump both dudes off as they glide across the moist bay.

Tyrunt: Yo bro tryna go jet skiing this summer?

Big Queasy: Nah that’s for geeks. I only go jitt-skiing with my boy and his tranny girl. It’s a hell of a time and we drink Coronas after.

Tyrunt: You’re my bedtime hero.

by Stoney69 April 2, 2020