95 Theses Of Science

A document written by a few 7th graders in an attempt to diss a teacher but end up getting 2 hour detentions even though half of them literally did nothing.

The students started writing out the 95 Theses of Science in 5th period health class and finished it when they got home.

by Powerlated October 11, 2018

Mystery Science Theater Syndrome

Inability to not make snarky comments while watching.. anything.

I think I might have Mystery Science Theater Syndrome.

by Dash Bunny July 12, 2021

hunk science

The science of what people consider sexy or attractive.

Advertisers choose their models after doing a lot of hunk science.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 5, 2018

Paolo's Science Topic

It is wrong, no data to back his topic up therefore Paolo Agresto's Science Topic is wrong.

The worst thing in America is Paolo's Science topic.

by user2342076 May 3, 2022

Doesn't make science

When you have a topic about pseudoscience, religions, myths, or metaphysics

What is your horoscope?

I don't believe in astrology, Doesn't make science!

You: If you don't believe in God you will go to hell.

Me: Doesn't make science.

by Matt Mufti July 25, 2021

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons

by Hello-553669 April 26, 2025

Science Friction

The act of rubbing two bodies together to create three.

They wanted to have children, so they decided Science Friction was the best way.

by Light and Sweet November 16, 2021