lewis mallard

a hefty dune coon, has gammy legs most the time.

"here comes lewis mallard, i heard he likes children!"

by deadpooldan2008 September 22, 2022

Lewis

A wild sexy lad who will love you forever. He has brown hair is is very tall he loves touching kids and is a bit of a nonce. He will always be there no matter what.

Look it’s lewis

He is so hot

by 0OKi December 23, 2021

lewis thompson

a gay prick who cant take free kicks.

lewis Thompson the faggit cant score.

by aaaaqaaaaaa a aswvsyudent May 10, 2018

lewis rawlinson

A total dickhead that has no feelings for others and can’t say words properly

Lewis Rawlinson is the biggest dickhead ever

by Anomusoy??? June 16, 2018

Lewis Day

another meaning for "Cunt Day" or an insult to chavs

you see that disappointment to society over there? i bet he's lewis day
or
i got hit by a car, im having a lewis day today

by PeeleGradyGay October 9, 2020

lewys

the definition of sport

did u see him hoop those basketballs?
yup! are true lewys

by calumpapii July 29, 2023

Lewis

Has deep-rooted mummy issues which is why he feels the consistent need for female validation. He is known for having lots of relationships, where he often says he puts lots of effort into but in reality can easily get bored and starts talking to another girl. Although he isn't always loyal in his relationships he is a very loyal friend and can always be there when people need him. He thinks he is always right even when he is wrong, and instead of understanding peoples differences in opinion he will simply smile and walk away.

*starts talking to another girl even when they are in a relationship*
"Why are you being such a lewis."

*gets annoyed at conversation and just smiles*
"stop smiling like a lewis."

by superintenseminecraftplayer November 21, 2021