Rawlinson

Surname. A surname given to very few people, people who happen to be incredible. Great at everything. Every woman wants their boyfriends/husbands/fuck buddies surname to be Rawlinson as it is simply epic. Can never be whipped. Woman obeys every word. The women have the best booty/ass and has an amazing rack/boobs.
Comes from an origin of excellence.

Can be given a nickname of rawly/raw/rawlo/rawlin.

Girl 1: what is his name?
Girl 2: *first name*... Rawlinson
Girl 1: OH my god, you're so lucky!! Why can't I meet someone with the surname Rawlinson?
Girl 2: You clearly don't have the required looks..Your booty isn't nice enough.

by BtotheR May 28, 2013

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Max Rawlinson

To be called a Max Rawlinson is to be considered the lowest point in your entire life and you should seriously consider suicide. His cock is so small and he gets beaten up by 9 year old girls. Some say he sucks cock so hard that he still has foreskin stuck in his throat, causing his extremely high pitch voice. Has no chance at getting pussy that you almost feel bad for him until you remember his bedtime is 6:30 and he likes fortnite. Also known as Mr pickles, commonly abbreviated to pickle bitch, pickle bot, pickle nigger, pickle sweat.

I'm sorry. I didn't want to say this, but seriously. You're being a Max Rawlinson. *Other person instantly kills themselves.*

by babatounde68+1 March 9, 2020

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