by Cheeky Prawn August 04, 2016
what you call a person with a square, large body.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
let me reiterate: YOU HAVE NO CURVES!
also, people sleep on you a lot because you're a slut.
girl one: you look like you have a mattress body in that dress. only spongebob would be into you!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
girl two: what the fuck? you're the one with the mattress body you whore!
girl three: oh boy! i didnt know we talked this way!
by spongebobmattressbody-pants June 20, 2011
by michael foolsley December 03, 2009
A man that drives a large SUV like an animal, parks across 3 spaces, and usually has his work shirt collar popped. He also speaks with an extreme accent, but may not even realize it.
-Why did that jerk take up all the parking spots with that Excursion?
- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
- Cause that boy's a body swanger!
by C.Ville October 15, 2011
by Paybel May 19, 2015
Everybody these days thinkin they hard body
by Caroline January 11, 2005
someone that is very annoying, or always in the way. Or that is fat. Also, large items that are in the way.
by Jahyrah November 15, 2018