hung like a toaster

A fine ass women and or some bitch with a fat booty that was able to force her ass into some Applebottom(c) jeans, but only if she's wearing them "boots with da fuuurrrr!"

damn, like Flow Rida said, dat hoe was hung like a toaster!

by someone who isn't Harry Potter January 12, 2009

Brandy A Taster?

Would you like a peice of this? or in less violent terms, would you like to try, and/or sample this (object. be it drink, food, video game, song, ect)

Brandy a taster of my fist? This is one fine song, brandy a taster?

by Tom Henry April 17, 2006

Toaster

A length of time spent with several insane women. To purposefully, or accidently put yourself in the position to have to deal one insane woman after another, even though the aftermath is always horrific, over a short period of time.

"Man I hope next week is better, I can't handle another toaster." or "Did you hear that Jack got toasted last week?" or even "You've won a toaster."

by Joshua Boyd October 4, 2007

Indiana Toaster Strudel

1. Urine and Vodka
a. Usually a result of running out a mixer, in addition to being extremely intoxicated.

2. Urine and any other liquor

Since they had more alcohol than they did mixers, the partiers eventually had to start making Indiana Toaster Strudels.

by KiwiGalore December 15, 2008

flying toaster

A phrase used by online multiples. Mocks the erroneous popular concept that people with multiple personalities have amazing psychic powers and fritz out electronic equipment a lot.

Cherryblossom House had a power outage last night. I bet their husband thinks they did it with their flying toaster powers.

by Jay Young November 15, 2004

Toaster

A chubby, green eyed, multi-colored nosed, kitty who loves to cuddle and be cute and he could potentially be the love of your life, even if you're allergic to cats.

awww look at Toaster's fat jiggle when he runs! <3333

by bethiodos December 7, 2010

Toaster

(noun); 1.Someone who you probably used to consider a good friend, but later turned on you; 2.Mimic'er/wannabe of someone that they should've forgotten about long ago.

def1.
person1: "I used to like that Toaster."
person2: "Keywords: used to."

def2.
"Who is that?"
"Toaster."
"Oh, I thought it was NefaRiouS."
"lol."

by see`underscore`aych December 18, 2008