tits

the big roung things that girls have on their chest's. also know as boobs.

cool tits ya got there.

by jacktheshit36 August 26, 2006

tank tits

a name given to a girl with enormously huge tits

Damn, look a tank tits standing by the door!

by papa smurph May 13, 2005

tits

A woman's breasts, including or not including nipples.
For guys, it's normally just nipples unless they're fat.

"Look at this bitch on the side of the road WITH HER TITS HANGING OUT!!!!"

by sorrysauce July 29, 2007

back tits

when a fat hog of a woman has rolls that droop over her bra strap in the back giving the appearance of titties

one time i put my erection in a bitches back titties and back tittie fucked her

by urexcellency May 16, 2003

tits in a jar

When something is as good as it gets.

Winning the lottery would be tits in a jar.

by bonzaimagee April 25, 2006

tits

If I had tits, I'd play with them all day. I wouldn't leave the house, I wouldn't shower, I wouldn't eat (unless not eating made my tits smaller, then I'd eat a bunch of fatty foods).

Dude, it stinks in here. Open a window. There are dishes full of half eaten lasagna all over the place. Have you been outside all week? Oh, dude, don't do that! Seriously, stop that! At least wait till I leave to play with your tits. Listen, people are starting to worry about you. You really need help.

by Dude Who Desires a Bountiful Pair September 3, 2006

Tits on a Bull

The observation of the vestigial nature of mammary glands on a male cow (bull) in as much as these serve no useful purpose. useless worthless

That guy in the porters lodge is about as useless as tits on a bull

by The Druggist October 12, 2008