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Junk Knuckle

The point at which a penis bends.
Dude, his wang is so crooked it has a junk knuckle
by Whcgonzo October 28, 2011
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junk mail

Did you hear that tom totally junk mailed linda last nite!
by 203628 April 20, 2011
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Junk Fairy

It's that point where you find that you have way too much shit so you begin to give people random useless gifts usually hiding behind an alias.
OMFG the Junk Fairy just visited me,
I got this piece of shit thing....FOR FREEE!
by Verycreepytinysecret January 8, 2011
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Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.
"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."
by Matty Firm May 31, 2022
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Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!
I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
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Junk

Hey, what's in your trunk? Oh, just a bunch of junk.
by Anonjeans December 3, 2014
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useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.
Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.
by imaliltpot September 19, 2015
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