Tanned

NO THIS DOESN'T MEAN BLACK. STOP MIXING MY SKIN COLOR UP!
When you're out in the sun almost daily and you get a nice slightly browner skin color

Annoying person: "OI YOU'RE A NIGGA!"
Me: "I'M TANNED NOT BLACK!"
Annoying person: "You're supposed to be white like the rest of us“
Me: "Ok wtf is this shit I don't get paid enough"

by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024

sin(cos(tan(x)))

what you always put into a graphing calculator when you're bored. gives kinda underwhelming results.

i dont know what these "sin" "cos" and "tan" buttons do but they seem like cool math stuff so lemme put sin(cos(tan(x))) into my calculator

by < ^ > v March 30, 2023

turnpike tan

Similar to a farmers tan, it's the tan lines you get from being in a car for too long.

Man, my left forearm is sunburned but the rest of me is pale. Turnpike tan from driving to Missouri.

by parkca01 October 3, 2012

Site-Tan

A mascot created to represent a website, similar to how restaurants have mascots. Site-Tans often embody the theme, purpose, or personality of the website they represent, making them a memorable part of the website. (Example: Rule34, e621, etc.)

I masturbated to the Site-Tan

by Kinn December 26, 2024

Blackburn Spray Tan

The act of decorating your legs following a spontaneous releasing of ones bowels.

"Ay-up, Craig. Your legs are looking a healthy shade, you been abroad?"

"Fraid not, got caught short on the way back to the camper and give miself a Blackburn Spray Tan"

by El-Leppard June 30, 2019

Tokyo tan dick

A usually small and tanned dick with a mushroom tip.

Tyler i thot you were black and you wiped out a Tokyo tan dick on me god dam bitch suck yourself.

by Boooka December 7, 2019

wan-tan elephant

When one funnels water (or any liquid) into their ass, then sprays it out like an elephant.

Damn! Did you see that wan-tan elephant at the club last night? I got drenched!

by CrItIcALNaRwAL7 February 5, 2017