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The act of farting while behind another person, quickly forming your hand into a cup, reaching around and scooping the stinky air into the other person's face. As you do it, you yell SCOOP!
I gave my girlfriend the scoop and she hasn't fucked me for a couple of days!

The other night at the bar, I scooped my buddy and he puked!
by Yoda September 22, 2003
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scoopy straw

A piece of a drinking straw, approximately an inch and a half to two inches long, with the top half of the tip of one end cut off. (Similar to the red ICEE straws.) Designed for getting powdered drugs neatly and safely out of their baggies and onto a mirror or counter for sniffing.
Gimme that scoopy straw and a blade, Ill lay you out a line.
by KrEl November 11, 2006
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scoop-dunk

when you cock block on your friends attempt to get a girl causing him to lose in the process and you go home with her
"damn, im really upset at tommy he scoop-dunked the shit out of me''

''do you see john over there, i am going to scoop-dunk him so bad''
by chalupablatman November 4, 2013
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Chocolate Double-Scoop

Chocolate Double-Scoop is where one person takes a shit in another person's mouth, Then receives a blowjob from that person, And then screws the person in the ass, Double coating their dick in "Chocolate". Originates from an old, little known swedish porno.
Sven gave Tiina a Chocolate Double-Scoop and she could still taste it the next day.
by Anonymity September 15, 2005
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scooping

North-East Scotland term for cruising around in a car with ned beats blaring.
by t-dawg-in-da-house April 16, 2008
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to 'scoop'

To be so upset about someone copying something from your private forum that Makin Bacon put this up here:

to "diva"


"verb: The act of copying posts from a private forum and showing them to nonmembers with the intent of causing trouble.

"If we give her access to that folder she is likely to pull a diva" "

But then to be a hypacrite and turn around and do that to someone elses forum. and apologize thinking it makes it all ok.
Can you believe she pulled a 'scoop' after she was so up set with it being done to her.
by sillygirl June 24, 2004
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swoopty

1. When a dude is not quite bald enough for a combover n still tryin to fake the funk on young ladies by swoopin his extra long bangs over his widows peak.

2. also swoopty can be used to describe a series of turns and swurves to juke and opponent in a video game.
1. "Im so glad I cut off that swoopty, I kept lookin like a homo in my pictures"

2. "man i swoopted that dudes brains out on my way to the net"
by dipbuzz August 19, 2009
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