surflaxed

The ultimate level of fucked up

So messed up most it most likely landed you in the hospital

The drummer of the show was so surflaxed he thought he was throwing up blood when it was hot cheetos.

She got so surflaxed off that bong rip we had to call the ambulance.

by Brittmh98 August 27, 2020

Surfboardt

The surfboard is a euphemism for a sex position in the tub, where a woman is on top and controlling the action.

Beyonce says: "Then I fill the tub up halfway
Then ride it with my surfbort, surfboardt,surfboardt"

by Niyah324 August 27, 2020

surface piercing turd

When you shat out so much product that it fills the bowl and goes from a standard submariner, to a surface piercing turd. Above water the turd releases it dragon breath

I ate so much fish last night I laid out a surface piercing turd.

by Powedertoastman January 15, 2021

Surf vultures

A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.

It never fails you catch some good waves and the surf vultures come looking for wave scraps

by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021

surfsockie

An amazing, kind and sweet fanpage
A great editor and also very pretty

surfsockie is amazing

by I’m so pretty and lind October 1, 2021

Surflection

When having a supervision meeting with your manager, is it Surveillance or Reflection? Possibly a bit of both!

"I've have a Surflection meeting with my manager/supervisor"
"I'm sure my manager/supervisor is Surflecting me in our supervision"
"I think I was just surflected by my manager/supervisor in our supervision"

by BuildingBlocksBob May 5, 2022

Surface AIDS

Super easy going temporary AIDS that you can quickly scrub off or just wipe away with a pre-moistened rag; like 5 minute rice but instead it's AIDS.

I got surface AIDS when I was in the hot tub with the president of South Africa but it was okay because I had a little splish splash after in a puddle and now I feel bright and carefree.

by JLamprey June 23, 2022