squiddle

the act of moving abruptly, and entering someone elses space to move or shake them.

darn you Eric! dont squiddle me!

by omgbrandilee June 28, 2009

Squid

the term given to a "guido" or other annoying person in a room. If one or more "squids" are in a room the room itself can be considered an aquarium. If this is the case, then you rub two finger together as if feeding fish and say, " WOW, i didn't know it was feeding time at the aquarium".

Hey Caitlin, a thought we were going to a bar, not the aquarium. I don't have any fish food on me... Those guys are total squids.

by Hard Charger May 11, 2009

squiddy

n. The act of a man ass-fucking another man, ejaculating in his asshole, and conveniently grabbing the nearest straw, and sucking his own sperm out of the asshole.

Omfg bro- did you hear about Chris giving his boyfriend a squiddy? That's fucked up, homes.

by Delicious P. Silk May 2, 2006

squiddy

his penis looks like a squid

ewwwwwwwwww

by squiddy loves dick June 29, 2003

squid squisher

an over powered motorcycle bought by fresh out of boot camp navy personnel, and then driven at high speed into an overpass in the desert, resulting in one less douchebag on wheels.

boatswain's mate first class jones" where's seaman apprentice smith? "

seaman carter " he bought a squid squisher yesterday and they are still peeling parts of him off I-8 "

by phaedrider June 15, 2010

Squid

A male in the Navy who is extremely arrogant, chauvinistic and excessively immature in every possible way. An unparalleled egocentric womanizing fool, dedicated to living his life as a self-righteous and asinine bastard with an obsessive and insatiable need to play COD, have sex and consume copious amounts of alcohol. Often they are attracted to under aged girls and have a disregard for personal morals and anyone who threatens their self-worship.

Scarlett: "So what happened with that guy, Peyton?"

Peyton: "Oh he said he was gunna play COD for a bit then text me."

Scarlett: "I see, when was that?"

Peyton: "IDK. About 3 days ago, maybe 4."

Scarlett: "That blows...I guess."

Peyton: "Not at all, he was fucking some tini bopper from high school, so I think I'm better off."

Scarlett: "Damn, that Squid if fucking disgusting."
Peyton: "For sure."

OR

Brooke: "Hey, ready to hit the bar?"

Nina: "Yeah. I'm stoked. So today when I was picking my sister up from school, there were hella squids creepin in the parking lot."

Brooke: "Grode, they are like walking STI's."

Nina: "Ya I know right, trying to chase down some squid mattresses at the local high school, how typical."

by 115QT February 20, 2011

squid

A new kid in a group, or generally someone new in an established group of people. Comes from Rocket Power on Nickelodeon.

Who's that new kid across the street?
Oh, he's just the new squid.

by 90stelevision December 12, 2012