simolitor

Simolitor is a butchering of the word wordSimulator/word. This shows the laziness of today's youth.

"Do you have that new baseball game, Baseball Simolitor 1.000!?"

by ohp-kyle July 15, 2003

simong

username used by simon glover, the biggest gimp in the world.

Also can be used as a word to say to someone when they have done something wrong...

e.g. Jeff your such a simong

by Simon Glover May 10, 2005

simodine

Crazy Cow person who weakly hits stuff with a sword and shield and gets the shit beat out of him

Simodine of Chaos Theory

by The Dude Man x May 22, 2007

shimonkee

A creature most commonly used for communication between growths. A shimonkee sends love and positive energy, they can also watch over someone or can be an omen to warn of good or bad to come. Most prevalent when bethanna storner is in the transition stage one-half.

The shimonkees are coming to help us find money to buy ice cream, yippee!

by nutmegfreak11 May 22, 2009

Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.

Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.

by YoyoDance February 3, 2010

Simon JuJu

that one nerd in school you would never date but secretly, he's the best kisser in the world.

Omg that nerd looks like such a Simon JuJu

by peace808yo September 9, 2010

Simoncising

the act of a male exercising in short shorts, a muscle shirt, and sweatbands while moving, listening or acting like Richard Simons. aka exercising like a tool.

guy 1: dude, josh is Simoncising at the gym

guy2: yeah I saw him, what a tool.

by ThatGuy15003 November 22, 2013