Omg this guy is such a Sticky-Sperm, we just had sex a couple of times and he's getting all emotional and is texting me non-stop when I told him I'm not interested anymore!
by Flitty November 13, 2015

person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes
by hairybattycrease May 23, 2018

When you are get a blowjob from a women and you thrust your dick down her throat, till she almost pukes and cum
Jake was getting head from Sara until he jammed his dick down her throat and came and called her a sperm Berber as he puked
by Daddy yess 69 December 2, 2023

An entry level sex act designed to denigrate a female while qualifying as a popular double points finishing move for men. To participate in Sperm-Whaling, a man begins by gently ejaculating into a females mouth so as not to arouse her suspicion. Then, without warning, the male quickly yanks the back of the females hair in a downward motion so as to elicit a surprise factor while simultaneously orienting her mouth toward the sky. A brisk gut punch from the male finishes the maneuver as it sends his sperm shooting out skyward from her mouth just like a whale clearing its blowhole when surfacing.
Hey bro, Do you see that stuff on the ceiling? I had Becky over last night and I went Sperm-Whaling!
by Testeclease January 27, 2023

A: Whaddya gonna do when you get home?
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
B: I dunno. Maybe fish for sperm whales, play some CoD, the usual.
by iIsLegendz November 19, 2010

by chorizogordo March 11, 2024

Basically the same exact thing as No Nut November, but during September instead of November. I don’t know why I made this, but I did.
by criticalcounterpart August 20, 2023
