Spider Sex

Sex with eight-legs. Yes that means four people with two legs or eight people with one leg each.

Hey guys lets have some wicked Spider Sex!!"

by The Maker of Rules April 16, 2011

Queen of spades

A woman who has a sexual preference for extremely well hung, athletic black men-commonly referred to as Bulls. The spade symbol often inset with an upper case Q is often worn on clothing, jewelry or tattooed to signify this preference.

Hey, did you see her Queen of Spades tattoo? I guess she's into black guys.

by Trishascuck August 28, 2017

spider loc

newest member of G unit. Probably the best. I met him on a flight back from Miami. His chick sat next to me on the plane, so I traded him seats, cause im cool like that.

"dat nigga spier loc is sick wit it"-Rob Money

by rob $ April 11, 2005

spider-bite itch

spider-bite itch is the allergic reaction a guy gets from getting bitten by a spider on his balls.

One of Matt's cadet friends put a wolf spider on my nuts and it bit me! Now my nuts have spider-bite itch and the other cadets laugh whenever I scratch my nuts!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Spade

One of the nicknames given to the job of mortarman in the U.S. military, in reference to the fact that mortarmen are not necessarily on the direct front lines. It is under the belief that a mortar team sits in the "rear" waiting for a fire mission to send rounds down range, while playing the card game "spades", a game that can be very long, and easy to pick up if interrupted.

PFC Schmuckatelli may be a dumb machine gunner, but at least he ain't a lazy spade

by skafiend167 August 4, 2009

Clock Spider

(CS for short) A spider that was once found behind a clock, three pictures were taken of it, one with its legs sticking out from behind the clock, one (clock removed) showing the relative size of the spider, and one (clock removed) showing the details of its body. A message board called LUE worships it, and there are rumors of it once having a ninth leg.

LUE bows in reverence to our almighty god, the one and only Clockspider, ruler of the universe.

by ned randersoff December 25, 2003

spade

1. (verb) to make smalltalk with someone with the single intention of softening them up for a later seduction attempt. To put in some "ground work".

2. (noun) the metaphorical implement with which one carries out a spading operation

1. Man, check out Dave. He is totally spading those three co-eds.

2. "Hey Dave! Can I get you a spade?"

by snookums August 9, 2005