A game played by teenage schoolboys in Britain wherein everyone violently jerks off onto a single digestive biscuit at the same time, and the last person to bust has to eat the biscuit. Most commonly played at sleepovers or school trips.
Lads, want to play soggy biscuit?
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
Soggy biscuit is actually grim
Wheyy, you have to eat the soggy biscuit
by Britishslang February 6, 2025
Get the Soggy Biscuitmug. Me: “I practiced the soggy Naan with my girlfriend in preparation to do soggy biscuit with the bois”
by Ginger Gay Kamil February 15, 2023
Get the Soggy Naanmug. After defecating one tends to wipe too aggressively. If a corner of your wiping material becomes stuck deep enough inside your anus so that when you let go of said paper you’re not aware that the paper is dangling from your anus into the dirty water
She looked at us all, and started spinning as fast as she could with a dark brown soggy tail hanging from her ass.
by Master Sergeant Fuller B Loney April 24, 2020
Get the Soggy Tailmug. by Cuban59 March 7, 2024
Get the Soggy Burritomug. Chessy, over-the-top, phony, it can be funny, annoying or just over-the-top romantic and it can be even worse if someone does something soggy
by Coaca January 25, 2021
Get the Soggymug. 
When you put ur dick in a trifle, then up her arse, then her vagina. Repeat until satisfied/flaccid. Ml
by SoggyEggyTrifle October 11, 2018
Get the soggy triflemug.