Smoking the moose

Doing something that is destined to fail or hopeless.

Derived from the story of Chris McCandless, specifically how he tried to smoke a moose in the freezing Alaskan wilderness.

Person 1: “Yo bro, I think I’m going to email Professor Williams and see if he’ll give me some extra credit so I can pass the class.”
Person 2: “Come on man, you’re averaging a 10 in his class. You’re smoking the moose.”

by Abceinstein July 23, 2025

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Smoking bloke

The act of slobbering over a gentleman's hard chap aka a bj

The act is generally between 2 males, also see cigarette

Hey, have you seen scott and Dave?

Nope, probably smoking bloke in those public toilets again

by Friskylongthegiganticshclong August 6, 2025

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Smoking your deads

A form of dissing someones dead family members usually is a form of a blunt also usually used in an argument

Mugshot1885: "You a bitch"
Tiptoetuna11674: "Im smoking your deads in a big fat blunt pussy"

by Mikee73_ November 1, 2025

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smoking

The fastest way to become poor, as cigarettes a) are now increasingly expensive, b) cause employees to miss special bonus wages for non-smokers, and c) cause diseases (e.g. lung cancer) that make you expend large sums of money for medical treatment

If you want to go broke fast, just start smoking—between the skyrocketing prices, missing out on non-smoker bonus wages, and the hefty medical bills, it's like throwing money out the window!

by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025

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