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Grundle Snatch

1. the act of lifting a person by their grundle (a move commonly used in couples ice skating, but not limited to that sport)
2. Missing the pussy and ramming the grundle with one's penis during sex
3. The act of getting one's taint waxed
1. Damn nigga, you see that bitch get grundle snatched into the back o' that Caddilac?
2. Bro, i totally pulled a grundle snatch the other night with Shawniqua...she laughed and said it tickled
3. Girl: i went to get a brazilian wax the other day because it was me and Jamal's 2 week aniversary. The woman asked if i wanted it complete with a grundle snatch and i was like "hell yeah i do!"
by Jose Tarese July 14, 2007
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vampire snatch

A gurl that dates a guy simply because he is easily p**** whipped. She causes problems between the guy and his family wherever she can. Always a lying drama queen. They usually only look good from the myspace angle. Also usually very unfaithful since they need to have sex with lots of guys to suck their lifeforce from them. You can tell when your friend is dating one when your friend starts showing signs of "bitching out" on social gatherings with the boys, and saying things like "Nah, I can't go out tonight man. My lady wants me to stop drinkin and spend more time with her".
Daniela-"That vampire snatch broke up with my cuz just so she could bone this other guy, then got back with him a few days later!"

Tiffani-"We'll stake that crusty vampire snatch!"
by crazy#47 May 27, 2011
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Satchmo

While some slore is giving you a rusty trombone you fart into her mouth causing her cheeks to blow up big making her look like Satchmo.
Bitch was giving me a pedestrian rusty trombone so I turned her into Satchmo.
by Ken Melloy March 1, 2008
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Satch

verb-satch, to satch, satching

The act of opening a beer(or other alcoholic beverage) at the beginning of a night of drinking and holding that beer for a long period of time, taking an extremely long time to finish it. Usually done to prolong the "getting drunk" process, or to hope noone notices to make you look "cool" because your holding your beer/cup of drink all night.
"Hey have you noticed that Chris has been satching that same Bud Heavy all night?"
by Nightbinger August 20, 2008
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waffle snatch

a girl whos vagina is infested with various diseases
I went down on Carrie and discovered her nasty waffle snatch.
by New Hall Revolution May 13, 2005
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Satchith

Colloquial in South India for one who is a compulsive cheater. He has limited endowments and is often so full of himself that he becomes really fat from it. Usually found around ugly girls and tries to get them into bed by telling them he is in a rockband, whereas in reality, he eats a lot and does pot all the time. He looks like a stoned monkey most of the time.

Often abbreviated to "such shit".
Look at that douche, he's such a satchith walking around campus.
by sarkaridopot April 29, 2011
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snatch dragon

A derogatory term used to describe a middle-aged or older Asian woman who is overbearing, impatient, demanding, cheap, or is otherwise being difficult. Enhanced with broken English.
I was waiting in line and this snatch dragon in front of me was making a big scene. The clerk was practically in tears.
by Yo shoe June 18, 2009
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