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classy smashed

the state of being mildly intoxicated by wine or champagne

the state of intoxication preceding being smassy clashed

the type of intoxication that occurs at a formal event

the type of intoxication that occurs whenever wine or champagne is consumed.
After a few glasses of wine, the maid of honor found herself classy smashed and in good spirits
by 'D.'B. April 12, 2012
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smashed pangler

a dick wider than it is long
josh orr has a smashed pangler
by Jay May 10, 2003
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smashed potato

It is when two people that are mentally disabled have hardcore sex.
Catie and Steven were both retarded, and fucked so there smashed potato
by Nigger jones February 1, 2017
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Smash Talk

Mike was talkin some mad Smash talk the other day
by Jake Infusino April 28, 2008
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Smash Box

To go hard at the terrain park, ie: boxes and rails while skiing or snowboarding.
Whoa did you see that guy smash box?
by Ibanthor May 2, 2010
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smashy smash

John is soooooo cute! I wish we could smashy smash!
Did you see Sarah? I wanna smashy smash that!
If Gabe and I were a couple, we'd smashy smash all day long!
No one likes me, people wouldn't even smashy smash with me...
by Jake Reker January 30, 2018
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Pie Smashing

Sexual activity in which the female's genitals end up in pieces.
OMG look at your vagina! You must've been doing some pie smashing
by caseone March 23, 2011
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