Panty Soaker

A person whose appearance and demeanor pleases a wide variety of women to an overwhelming degree, so much so that many of these women will "soak their panties". True panty soakers will continue to keep these women aroused and, when engaging in intercourse, will bring these women to orgasm and satisfaction. False panty soakers may be exciting to women at first but, through rude or awkward behaviors and actions, will end the panty soaking effect, possibly resulting in bodily harm to their person. Some panty soakers may also appeal to males of a proper inclination.

Nancy: Oh my god, look at that guy, Jo Ann!
Jo Ann: *Gasp!* He's GORGEOUS!
Ted, a male Panty Soaker: Hello, ladies. My name is Ted. May I buy you both drinks?
Nancy: Yes, you may!
Jo Ann: I got a drink for you right between my legs!
Nancy: JO ANN, WHAT THE FUCK?!!

by Yachirobi May 12, 2013

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cooter smoker

A woman of questionable sexual orientation, or
A person being a douche bag

1. "Look at that girl over there, I bet she's a cooter
smoker"

2. "Dude why are you being such a cooter smoker?"

by methaddictsanonymous April 8, 2006

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pond-soaker

noun: A woman with an extreme amount of bush who's oblivious to grooming habits of the naughty bits. Pond-soakers are known to congregate in summertime at local clothing optional swimming holes.

Dude, check out the pond-soaker on Tigerlilly, she must be part Italian.

by *Spectacular*Vernacular* February 6, 2010

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