skunko

A state of extreme inebriation characterized by slurred speech.

"Dat s-stuff gat mee soo skunko"

"My day at work sucked, we need to get skunko tonight"

by iohncurr December 28, 2004

skunko

Some poor form of music. Like, emo should be shot down, punk i got too much against and ska...well...enough said! I like that other one though - damn man, you're totally skunko! I can relate to that one

no, it is not a type of music and/or living!

by Damn opposed! May 13, 2005

skunk shoots

Individual strands of a woman's pubic hair.

After I ate her out, I found several skunk shoots stuck between my two front teeth.

by OneSickBitch July 15, 2006

Shunkygate

The furore and ensuing internal inquest (akin to the Spanish Inquisition) which the boss has after a monstrously huge, unflushed turd is found in an office or workplace toilet.

Breaking news, folks, in the Shunkygate Incident:
DNA tests have revealed the perpetrator of what, inside sources have said, can only be described as a Loch Ness Peaker.
A statement has been issued by Management saying that "Finally! We can get to the bottom of this mystery."

by Shunky-Monkey December 14, 2008

Skunk-nug

A nugget size turd that has the powerful pungent stank of skunk funk.

Mike drank eight heinekens last night and just dropped a skunk-nug in toilet. Tell him to double flush.

by jenjenarino April 20, 2009

Skunkard

Slang term to mean very intoxicated

Jaysus i was Skunkard after that keg last night!

by MR.AngryPirate December 23, 2008

Skunkette

sexy, fun and way too cool for the ordinary lawn skunk

That girl was such a skunkette that he wasn't worthy of her presence and left her for a lizard.

by crazydiamond74 January 19, 2010