sloppy maize

when your 17 and it's october and your on a date with gorl and you go in a corn maze together and then nobody is looking ;)

bro, we got lost at the halloween fair and she gave me the sloppy maize mmhhmm if ya know what i mean

by schloppyjoe April 10, 2020

Sloppy Shirou

The act of getting a command spell tattooed on your penis then casting a level 69 hardening curse on it until your balls split into swords and you fuck every girl around you senseless.

Shirou: I am the bone of my sword.

Gilgamesh: That mongrel is going to give those women Sloppy Shirous!

by RockManZero3 January 20, 2020

Sloppy ending

When you pull out to finish in a sloppy joe and then offer it to your partner to eat.

Me and Agnes' love life has been stagnant lately so i gave her a Sloppy ending last night.

by 420miracle February 21, 2021

sloppy dallas

The act of giving a blowjob with a mouthful of dip, which is a type of finely ground or shredded, moistened smokeless tobacco product, initially considered by McNasty.

Pardon me Doobra, would you ever be so kind as to indulge me in the act of giving me a sloppy dallas? It would be greatly appreciated if you could do this small act of kindness to me.

by juandoss October 15, 2020

Sloppy Dallas

When your significant other gives you a blowjob with dip

Matt: "You want me to give you a Sloppy Dallas?"
Eric: "Yeah, lemme get you a Copenhagen."

by a moist eggroll October 15, 2020

sloppy lawn

When an unshaven females genitalia has been ejaculated upon.

"My girl has the best sloppy lawn"

by TitsTami May 23, 2014

sloppy carson

A sudden wet messy eruption of shit in your pants that runs down your leg. Usually preceded by binge drinking and drug use. Often occurring in elevators of hotels.

I was just going back to the room to get more cash, but I had a sloppy carson in the elevator and had to get in the shower.

by Longduff August 26, 2014