skeeter valentine

originating from a doug character and a dirty minded teen.
to skeet in her box of chocolates, given on valentine's day

poor skeeter

she didn't realize i skeeter valentine.

by daphne featherdew April 24, 2005

pizza sheets

After the act of intercourse in a heterosexual nature, while a woman is menstrating, the mixture of the male ejaculate nd the womans exploded ovary results in the resembling of the sheets to the components of a pizza.

Man, my girlfriend was on her rag and left some serious pizza sheets.

by Dalen, Drew, and Cole September 17, 2005

skeet

A new definition coming around for skeet means: to snort cocaine, or to get high on cocaine.

skeeted (past tense)-to be high on cocaine

"hey man, wanna go skeet this coke before my parents get home??"

"bro, im sooooo skeeted from this 8-ball"

by S_RAD April 8, 2007

ten sheets to the wind

1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)

2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch

1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.

Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!

2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?

Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.

by hans2663 January 21, 2009

skeet

to ejaculate in a somewhat erractic manner; to cum, bust a nut

Damn; you just skeeted all over her tits.

Don't you skeet in my eye.

by Danesha March 1, 2004

Skeeter

A dirty ignorant slut who is always looking to get stuffed full of dick. Can also be used as a verb to describe when a girl is seeking some sausage.

"Whats a skeeter doing when shes not skeetin'?"

"It's a trick question, a skeeter's always skeetin'."

by Abe Frohdman December 16, 2008

clean sheets

When you leave your friends to go have dirty sex with some guy I don't even know.

I have clean sheets and need to get some sex on them, I'll see you later.

by slut tits May 26, 2004