pizza sheets 

After the act of intercourse in a heterosexual nature, while a woman is menstrating, the mixture of the male ejaculate nd the womans exploded ovary results in the resembling of the sheets to the components of a pizza.

Man, my girlfriend was on her rag and left some serious pizza sheets.

pizza sheets by Dalen, Drew, and Cole September 17, 2005

skeet 

A new definition coming around for skeet means: to snort cocaine, or to get high on cocaine.

skeeted (past tense)-to be high on cocaine

"hey man, wanna go skeet this coke before my parents get home??"

"bro, im sooooo skeeted from this 8-ball"

skeet by S_RAD April 8, 2007

ten sheets to the wind 

1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)

2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch

1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.

Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!

2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?

Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.

ten sheets to the wind by hans2663 January 21, 2009

skeet 

to ejaculate in a somewhat erractic manner; to cum, bust a nut

Damn; you just skeeted all over her tits.

Don't you skeet in my eye.

skeet by Danesha March 1, 2004

Skeeter 

A dirty ignorant slut who is always looking to get stuffed full of dick. Can also be used as a verb to describe when a girl is seeking some sausage.

"Whats a skeeter doing when shes not skeetin'?"

"It's a trick question, a skeeter's always skeetin'."

Skeeter by Abe Frohdman December 16, 2008

clean sheets

When you leave your friends to go have dirty sex with some guy I don't even know.

I have clean sheets and need to get some sex on them, I'll see you later.

clean sheets by slut tits May 26, 2004

skeeos 

pigeons...if you dont know dont ask

you foget dem skeeos

skeeos by p-knuckle May 6, 2004