shitting in my cornflakes

When someone +4’s you in UNO™️ and you have no way to express your pure anger and hatred for that person.

Person 1: *+4’s person 2 and changes it to a color person 2 doesn’t have*
Person 2: “YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING IN MY CORNFLAKES”

by smol pinkies December 25, 2018

shitting broken glass

Extremely scared or nervous, particularly about the outcome of a situation or event.

Man, when my car spun out on the ice & ended up in front of that truck, I was shitting broken glass!

by Bilgerat984 January 6, 2019

Shittin Tickets

Phrase that will soon replace “toilet paper”

“Hey man, you got any spare shittin tickets?”
“Yeah I’ll throw em over”

by I’m Retartoad March 8, 2019

shilling cheese

1. Giving out fake compliments.
2. The intent to make other people believe a platitude.

He went to the gym once this month and is happy cause his girlfriend keeps shilling cheese about how good he looks.

by Buckfutt June 2, 2019

Shitting president

Like a sitting president, but does nothing but badmouth anything and everything that doesn't agree with him. Spends more time on the crapper than getting stuff done.

Turn off the TV. The shitting president is talking again.

by boggler July 12, 2019

shitting ass

shitting in the butt crack without releasing it

dude i think he was just shitting ass

he just shat ass

by peenieweenies March 25, 2019

shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys

*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”

by Pasty C April 9, 2019