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Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.
“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

yeah man I was shanking”
by DjDomP August 20, 2018
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shoe shank

To kick in the back of the heel of the person in front of you.
"Dude why did you kick my heel? Way to shoe shank me."

"Did you just see that? He totally just shoe shanked that guy!"
by pseudonym? what? March 6, 2016
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Shanks

Shanks is out of this world with beauty and kindness. she is the kind of person anyone would be very lucky to meet much less be her boyfriend. Her looks are stunning her beauty will leave you breathless. She the Realest person you will ever come across. She is resilient very tough emotionally and physically, she don't talk about her problems instead I she keeps them inside and wants you to address them that way she knows she that you care about her she's paying attention at all times believe me she wants you to ask the questions to show her you've been paying attention she wants you to address issues she hasn't brought up to show you you actually care about her and that you love her she won't sit there she will play dumb yes she is not dumb no so if you think you're getting over on her there is no way and if I find out you getting over on her then it's over for you anywayso don't mess at all with my Shanks is not easy to read she's a very deep person very intelligent very smart very kind she's the type of person that you would want to be with for life she is not mean she is real one of the realest no I would say the realist person that I've ever met she'll make you feel it think about that that's what I call love you know anybody can say they love you you know that could be fake when Shanks talks to you if you pay attention you can tell she loves you cuz she's not putting you down she's trying to figure out if she should give her heart to you or not get that much involved
Shanks is out of this world, phenomenal, and the best girlfriend someone could ever have hanks is the best resilient
by Creeper121 February 4, 2023
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Shank

To masterbate (wank) at the same time as having a poo (shit)
I went to the toilet to have a shank.
by Master w March 11, 2018
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butter shanks

1. Your butter shanks were giggling with joy as you danced the jig.

2. Nothing like checking out some luscious butter shanks to get your heart rate up.
by Hobbitess June 11, 2013
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Jew Shanking

I totally got a Jew shanking last night on my blind date...
by Scash March 23, 2012
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Shank

Darwen slang for a reach-around originated from Bummers Wood. Giving a shag and a wank at the same time.
When we’re in Bummers Wood I’ll shank you.
by ThePoplarKid July 9, 2019
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