screwball

an idiot who's insane

That's one crazy screwball

by puppydude April 12, 2004

screwed and chopped

The art of slowing down an original track and remixing it to perfection.

Fuck Action 38 - screwed and chopped by OG Ron C

by james September 11, 2004

screwed

1. To be in serious trouble.
2. A word describing something in a state of disrepair.
3. A word to describe a person who is heavily under the influence of alcohol and/or narcotic material, to an extent where it affects their behavioural patterns.

1. "When my parents found out I killed their parrot, I'm screwed!"
2. "Wow, someone screwed that car up pretty bad!"
3. "Wow, that guy is screwed!"

by Tom September 17, 2003

emo scream

a scream in a song were the vocalist gets on his knees and puts his head back and screams.

13 evens emo scream was awesome!!!

by kevers!!!!! July 10, 2005

screwed the pooch

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.

When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.

by postmachoguy January 3, 2009

newcastle screwdriver

A heavy, usually 4 pound lump hammer

"Pass me the Newcastle screwdriver so i can smash a hole in the wall"

by Pikey mullet September 19, 2005

mac screwed

In which you buy a iPod, Mac Computer, or Software in which 2 days later, apple announces a BIGGER and Better version, so you buy the better one and then a week later, Hey, heres the ipod with 20 more GB of memory!

Also, Apples way of playing CIA.

Bobby- "hey dude, so i saved up 6 months of pay, gave up my car, my girlfriend, food, shampoo, my big apartment and i finally got the MacPro Dual core!!!! YEAH BABY!!!"

Baylor - uhhh, well they just came out today with a quad core for half the price.....

Bobby- MOTHA FUCKER, STEVE MOTHA JOBS!!!! YOU MOTHA FUCKER!!!

Baylor- you got mac screwed !!! hahahaha At least windows gives me a 1 year heads up HAHAHA!!!

by ryfly May 2, 2008