Stinky Sausage

Is the smell of your Penis if you have not washed it for a couple of weeks (This applies to people with a Forskin.

Jim pulled the skin back from his forskin and i Smelt Stinky Sausage.

by Scrak McRack September 12, 2006

jamaican sausage

A Jamaican man's penis.

Every chick wants a piece of the Jamaican Sausage.

by DJKham May 4, 2006

Sausage Toes

When your toes all look like the cheap 2 dollar sausages that you eat at Denny’s.

You can always tell when people have sausage toes because they always wear socks or closed toe shoes: even inside.

At the rare case that they do wear flip flops the toes will hang over and without a doubt have small hairs on them.

If you end up eating some of these toes syrup is recommended.

Look at kepa's feet he has some sausage toes. I'm glad we have syrup!

by poniyeahponi February 5, 2010

sausage sandwich

When a girl gets penetrated in her anus and vaginal holes (at the same time), she is having a 'sausage sandwich'.

"Hey Mary - did you enjoy your sausage sandwich last night?"
"Yeah, but my anus and my vagina holes are hurting/bleeding now"

by 2d unit March 3, 2008

Sausage Fingers

When A Girl has very short but very fat fingers. Mostly found on short fat girls in the enterprise, alabama area.

Hey, check out Sausage Fingers over there!
Somebody get this Sausage Fingers away from me?
God damn that bitch has some Sausage Fingers!

by R1crazy May 17, 2003

sausage casing

Term used to describe the ring of guys surrounding an attractive woman at the bar. Blocking off any outside contact. Also a "sausage force-field."

Man 1: You should go talk to her.
Man 2: I can't. She's got a fucking sausage casing around her.

by coltrane1 January 16, 2008

steaming sausage

Noun; to perform the steaming sausage you must be in a doggy style position. 1st you properly get set and smother fire resisting gel around the lip area of the womans vag and the head of your scrotum. Then you get a box of matches and light your dick on fire. You insert ur dick into her vag for 5 seconds giving her a warm sensation. (caution,performing this move for more then 5 seconds may cause 3rd degree burns or death)

My girlfriend was like i want some sausage, then i bent her over and gave her a good old steaming sausage.

by asdadada December 28, 2007