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1. pole smoker

Somebody who sucks dick, example-
Damn, Slump is such a pole smoker!

2. Pole smoker

One who enjoys the act of sucking random penises and does so on a frequent basis. example-
Slump is a pole smoker from hell.

3. Pole smoker

Any of the the genus homosexualhomosapien in which a male performs mouth on cock to another male. Also see weiner whiffer,peter puffer,bone smuggler,butt pirate,cock gobbler,turd burgaler, ass clown, and Slump.

4. Ass clown



ass clown (ás kloun) n.: one, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
Slump is a real ASS CLOWN!

5. ass clown

One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer!
Example- Slump is such an ass clown!

6. ass clown

A person who by ignorance or stupidity takes up unnecessary amounts of your time. Example-
Slump calling a gay guy at the tech support hotline is a real ass clown.
Slumpmyballz takes it deep
by aka the punisher November 9, 2010
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Scumphished

Pronounced scum - fish'd

The feeling you get when you are uncomfortable and constrained, normally by clothing but could be by weather or people being too close.
I need to get out of these clothes because I'm scumphised.

When I go shopping in the winter I need to wear a coat to get there but because of the heating in the shops I soon feel scumphished.
by HappyJ February 3, 2012
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scumpledunked

When you pull a girl into a bar bathroom only to realize that she has a penis
During an all day marathon of drinking and assorted debauchery Thomas was scumpledunked when he was too drunk to notice the Adam's Apple.
by Funky Trunk Midgi Monkey August 29, 2013
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Shumpy - adj

I'd really love to be able to wear all of these new cute dresses but I'm too shumpy - adj. I look like a fireplug in a dress.
by shortykelly January 15, 2014
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slumpin hoe

A girl that doesn't work, takes all her man's money, and doesn't have sex.
Tell that slumpin hoe to get up and do something with her life.
by Lovebigtitties August 26, 2016
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Slump

"Bruh, I think imma go to bed. I'm so fucking slump."
by Punchingpags4 June 10, 2017
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slumptydumpty

Being tired beyond all recognition by the end of the day. Having little to no energy after you've been out all night.
Maaaaaaaan I'm slumptydumpty. I just wanna go to bed.
by adclark32 May 29, 2018
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