Phone Stroke

When your type to someone and you constantly misspell the easiest words. Autocorrect applies to be a phone stroke when you get a word that is nothing to do with the sentence when it corrects

me:

K
Ur gy
Ur hy
Ur gy
other dude: R u okay?
me: Ur gay

No ur gay
fuck had a "phone stroke"

by AtomZGamer February 26, 2022

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smoke stroke

Standing by a fire where the smoke blows in your direction and your eyes sting. And the smell of your clothes the next morning!

I was sitting by a fire and got smoke stroke

by A876Walk November 27, 2015

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Phantom Stroke

When there is so much friction on the penis during masturbation / sex that the load exits in a cloud of smoke rather than it’s standard thiquid form.

Oh my god she rode me so hard I phantom stroked in her mouth and she blew a few O’s with my nut.

by Jyds December 31, 2022

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Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.

Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.

by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018

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Stroke Rant

Old Folks general rantings regarding social security, politics, border security, etc. These rants are most often seen in forwarded e-mails from your grandparents.
These Stroke Rants either may induce a stroke or may be stroke induced.

Boy, Gil's grandfathers Stroke Rant regarding lady Gaga's penis was a bit heavy handed.

by dalegato June 15, 2011

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