Mental Stroke

when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit
I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
by WadedaGreat March 27, 2021
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Stroke Stack

Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.
My mom cleaned my room and she almost found my stroke stack.
by TooSick4U February 05, 2021
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Stroking my shit

Overdoing something or being very annoying to someone.
Friend: 1: "Why does your girlfriend keep calling you? Your phone is blowing up."
Friend 2: "Idk she wont leave me alone, she's been stroking my shit all night
by rery696969420 May 28, 2025
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Southern Stroke

When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure
Shit man, my

cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”
by Garth69420 August 13, 2021
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Double Stroke Negative

When someone makes a statement that is so blatantly false this is the reply to let them know.
Friend: Hey that chick over there is smokin you need to go hit that up.

Me: That’s a double stroke negative. She already got action from the entire crew.
by TupocLives May 31, 2021
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murders stroke

The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.

What do you do?

Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.

What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
by GeneralEric January 05, 2017
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Dead Mans Stroke

The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off
by Whatdidyouexpectonthissite November 02, 2021
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