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Midnight Stroke

When you are sleeping and get woken up by midnight to have sex.
1. Yesterday we did the midnight stroke cus i was so tired after work.

2. Maybe i’ll be up for some midnight stroke after my shift
by Volvopigen April 4, 2023
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Stroking your shit

Slang for masturbation of the male penis
I just caught you stroking your shit, Tyrone!
by buttfart33 November 30, 2023
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2 stroke

A type of dirtbike only legends use
I just smoked that faggot 450 4 stroke rider with my 125 2 stroke
by bastanu December 2, 2023
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pop stroke

When you go into a bathroom stall at an airport to rub one out before a flight.
Man, I had to go into the bathroom at Love Field for a pop stroke.
by Reddon27 December 2, 2023
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Hell Stroke

Giving your partner a good stroke while having sex
I gave my girl the Hell Stroke last night.
by Amschel December 13, 2023
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Phantom Stroke

Where a sheet, towel or blanket is used to brush against a completely flaccid penis until fully engorged.
Sara is the master of the Phantom Stroke, she has really soft towels too.
by SpanglyCharly November 25, 2018
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preemptive stroke

When a man, to prevent himself from sleeping with a women he would like to sleep with but would regret sleeping with, wanks one off to release the urge to sleep with her.
I wanted to sleep to sleep with Rachel but I knew it would cause a lot of problems so I went for a preemptive stroke instead.
by Rexsecuresrutra July 10, 2017
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