Devil's Steampot

When you intend to give your spouse, or significant other a Dutch Oven, but instead, end up crapping in the bed.

Billy: "Man, did you hear about Pam and Bart breaking up?"
Simon: " What? they broke up? What happened?"
Billy: " When they were getting ready to go to bed, Bart was doing his usual Tom Foolery. He meant to give her a Dutch Oven, but he had really bad taco's before and it turned into a Devil's Steampot."
Simon:" Freakin gross!"
Billy: "No Diggity."

by infirmaryworker September 18, 2011

stambened

wasted; shit-faced beyond belief; one drink away from death.

Last night I got so stambened that I ended up with my pants off, slamming my head in a pizza box; or atleast thats what the videotape showed.

by Burkenstauk September 8, 2008

Anchorage Steamer

Complaining vociferously about a wrong being done to you whilst casually committing said wrong yourself with no awareness.

Sarah Palin just laid an Anchorage Steamer on that show!

by lennydan January 20, 2011

illinois steamroller

A steamroller that was made in Illinois.
What did you expect?
Pervert.

Illinois steamrollers are better than normal steamrollers. Or are they? Who gives a fuck?

by Dieje January 24, 2009

riding the seam

when a girl rubs herself on the seam of her trousers or jeans to feel sexual arousal.

in a boring maths class

by kate December 22, 2004

LeBron Steamer

Holding a press conference on ESPN to announce that you are signing with the Miami Heat and not the Cleavland Cavaliers. Figuratively defecating on the city of Cleavland.

Me: Can you believe that jerk LeBron James?
Cleavland Guy: He just gave us the LeBron Steamer.

by Ray Ray Jefferson July 10, 2010

Steamin' the beans

Covert flatulence. Undercover gas. A secret fart.

"So there I was, having dinner at The White House, steamin' the beans."

"The party goers were curious about the smell. It was clear that someone was steamin' the beans."

"Lawrence accused Edo of steamin' the beans... for the third time that hour."

by Beat Royalty January 12, 2009