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stagetite

A comment from a troll that intends to put down someone with greater talent. To be read, "talent" (the greater might be saddle up against a complete void), in that there might be a complete absence in the troll's CV which will inevitably include character actor and trained with Second City Chicago. The training is most often as waitstaff.
The latest heat wave has brought out a fresh crop of stagetite putdowns from a fresh crop of talentless wannabee comedians on Twitter...or as I like to call it, the extension of their mother's basement couch nest provided in sympathy for "their situation".
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stagecian

A person who stages a hoax or publicity stunt to get attention from the media.
He was arrested for being a stagecian!
by Word Madman March 22, 2019
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The Drink Stages

A series of stages that must be explained to all your friends before using in order to save your ass by reminding them.
In regards to taking a drink from an informed friend

Sip- enough to get the taste on your lips
Swig - enough to get the taste on your tongue
Swiggle-More than a swig because it has more letters
Drink- half of the drink if possible in one drink {Dick Move}
Let me get that- The whole drink if you can chug it {Dick Move}
{Friend says}"Hey Let me get that" {unsuspecting friend says} "sure" {and hands over beverage} {Friend then Chugs drink} {Unsuspecting Friend is pissed off and says} "What the Hell!" {Friend says} " Dont get mad i told you the drink stages remember"
by ShaneO717 August 14, 2009
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seagetarian

Roney doesn't eat beef because he is a seagetarian.
by Basketball Queen September 16, 2008
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Sage Fox

1) A very wise member of the canidae family, known for their cunnning or trickery.

2) A sexy woman capable of deceiving even very intelligent men.
1) A sage fox must have scared the chickens out of their roost last night and taken all the eggs.

2) And she was gone when you woke up this morning? Dude that must have been a sage fox!
by kink3007 December 24, 2010
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Smagel

1. Showing dissappointment or pessimism.

Also smageler/ Smageling/ Smagels

2. To spread cream cheese over.
Ex. -Please, stop smageling the situation.

-She's our classes number one smaggeler.

-I got really hungry when he started

to smagel his bagel in first period.
by Chris in Fifth. February 25, 2011
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Sage frost

Short people are closer to hell that's why they are so rude , sage frost has a creepy fettish for girls 3 times his size, he's a real Keeper.
Wow that guy is such a sage frost
by Pleasantgtovetruthtellers December 28, 2017
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