Special offer

A mentally challenged murderer

“Take a look at that retard over there”
“Shh, you’re getting us killed, that’s Dave, he’s a special offer”

by Johnny Tramp November 30, 2020

special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022

The Mark Special

The most depraved sexual act known to man

I gave that chick the mark special.

I gave her the mark special and lets just say she didnt walk normally ever again

by FLIPFLOPFLAP August 7, 2014

Weggy Special

Taking a literal shit in someone’s fish sandwich out of anger.

Oh I’m gonna give Shelly a “Weggy Special”

by SeudoCarl April 19, 2019

Toledo special

A wild sex party in an area that nothing happens

Bro, did you go to a Toledo special while you were in Ohio?

by Ecuadorian pride May 10, 2019

Darwin Special

Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.

I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.

by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013

Checkers Special

A type of intercourse in which one individual takes another to checkers (the fast food establishment). Doesn’t get them food, fingers that person in the trunk of their vehicle and then drives that person back home.

“The young Canadian boy took his tinder date to checkers and gave her the checkers special.”

by Aldar Beedo June 26, 2021