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the simpsons

A show which at one time had you on the floor laughing. Among all of FOX's failed attempts at successful TV (Titus, That 80s Show, Greg The Bunny, Futurama, etc.), it's one of the few shows that really brought up the ratings for FOX (Family Guy, That 70s Show, The Simpsons). However, it's getting old and unfortunately enough, is taking the same path as Seinfeld, which, thankfully, was cancelled just after its peak. The Simpsons are now entering their what...16th season? And the jokes are becoming drab and uninteresting. Becoming as big of a shame to itself as Godfather III.
Family Guy is the new, slightly less mature "The Simpsons"
by Mat Marshall19808 October 9, 2005
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jessica simpsonitis

She has a bad case of Jessica Simpsonitis!
by Hurrel January 14, 2005
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Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.
I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.
by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006
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Simp

A cyber cuck, A person who donates large amount of money to online whores without talent. they eat their own cum when the online whores bend over or something. mostly pedophiles and fat zit infested teenagers that hasn't seen any pussy in their life, probably stole their moms credit card. They think they would have a chance to date said whore online if they donate large amount of money to said whores. Unknowingly to the simp, the whores husband or boyfriend is fucking her saggy vagina.
Simp: SaggyVag22 I love your stream here is 2k$ I hope to date you someday.
SaggyVag22: Thank you so much!! *bends over*
Simp: I'mmmmmmm Coooomminggg!!!!!!
by PussyBoxer August 27, 2020
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Harvey Simpson

This little Ratty cunt thinks he’s all that smokes wet fags and has sweaty anal sex with Archie Roberts the little virgin cunts, the only virginity they have lost is their anal one. Your mum has 3 teeth, don’t act so prestige you little prick, your future consists of selling stolen bikes and sucking and fucking for money but he considered that “MaKiNg HeLlA P”
Person one: did you hear about that nitty Harvey Simpson’s fat scraghead mum?
Person two: I swear she has two and a half teeth lmao what a fucking skank
by Joe millilitres May 9, 2020
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simpaholic

Hey, stop being such a simpaholic dude!
by Seterus June 2, 2016
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Hanako-simp

they are one of the best people in the world
My friend is a hanako-simp :D
by Nene yashiro♥️ April 4, 2021
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