Louisiana Shuffle

The act of having sex in public while burning the American flag and stabbing someone in the chest, all the while laughing maniacally. This is the only known way to get arrested in Louisiana.

"So I was in nawlins the other day and thought I'd hit up the jail for a free place to stay for the night. Had to pull a Louisiana Shuffle to get there, too."

by mastajake June 29, 2008

ipod shuffle

waste of money... pay the extra $50-100 to get an ipod mini, they hold sooo much more music and they have a lot more options (screen, clock, games, external hard drive, etc), and they're reeeally easy to loose because they're so small. dont buy one.

stupid person: "look, i bought an ipod shuffle! it holds 240 songs and it was only $150!"

smart person: "my iPod mini was $50 more, it holds 1000 songs, and has games on it."

stupid person: "damn..."

by ......n/a...... August 16, 2005

horizontal shuffle

much like grinding, like b boys do in da club, but horizontally. Perhaps lying on a bed/back of pick up truck.

Say baby, you can really dance... do you know the 'Horizontal Shuffle'?

by Kyle Huggins July 17, 2006

Truffle Shuffle

Having regretable sex with a crazy, clingy, predatory woman if only for the sake of getting some.

Think about how you got caught up with the aforementioned type of woman. Chances are, one of your friends might have been tossing the truffles to you to save their own ass.

But hey, truffles are good food. Why let good food go to waste?

Stan: Patty sent me a text saying that she wants my dick.

Kevin: Damn! I don't know. She's pretty crazy. I'd be careful if I were you.

Stan: I'm probably gonna hate myself later, but I'm gonna bite my lip and do the truffle shuffle with her.

Kevin: Good luck and god speed you, you stupid bastard.

by Ringo the Dragon December 17, 2011

Sex offender shuffle

When your balls get stuck to your thigh and you have to do that awkward walking to get them unstuck

Person 1. "Dude the worst thing happened to me."

Person 2. "Wait what happened"

Person 1. "I was at the mall and had to do the ol' sex offender shuffle"

by Beans_bois July 16, 2019

uffle shuffle

Derived from truffle shuffle, the act of masturbation via movement of the belly area. Generally a guitar is involved, using the guitar to stimulate the belly, and commonly includes incoherent “singing”.

Chris was enjoying the uffle shuffle in the park, when two little kids started throwing rocks at him for his horrendous singing.

by Rsquared300 January 19, 2006

Five Knuckle Shuffle

The guys above me are perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to them.

Five Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004