dead baby seal

it happens when you divide by zero

Every time you divide by zero, you make a dead baby seal.

by godofbc January 20, 2011

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clubbing the baby seal

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i walked into jeffs room and he was clubbing the baby seal and i was all like thats distugusting

by snow4fun April 6, 2011

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~Noun: When a fat woman claps her two granny arms together, primarily at a beach or other oceanic themed location. seal clapping is often accompanied by the "Arr" type sound of a seal.

~Verb: 'doing the seal' is a rising dance craze where you put your hands behind your head and clap your arms together repeatedly. This can also be accompanied by the seal noise to enhance female magnetism.

~Noun: "Dude, she so fat, look at that seal!"

~Verb: "Come on, let's do the seal clap"

by Seal lover June 16, 2013

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seal clubbing

To go out to a rave with any creature of the suborder "Pinniped".

So a seal walked into a club...

I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.

Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.

by DJ Ethos November 9, 2008

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sals realm

a massive cult, rooting back to a geek experimenting with the internet gone wrong. they consumed him, and left a possesed santa-hat wearer with a fetish for salmon. they managed to pose as an innocent forum, but the moderators are really his apprenices, helping him create a massive army of gullible noobs to unknowingly help him on his quest to take over the internet, and are also quite evil.see dani.

seriously, that place is as shifty as sals realm! I wouldn't go in if I were you.

by random noob March 20, 2008

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