Rule 39

There is Furry porn of it. No exceptions.

I invoked rule 39 on The Lion King...and it worked VERY well.

by Acanthus January 15, 2009

Texas rules

When a golfer (I suppose it must be a male player) doesn't hit their tee shot past the women's tees. As a consequence, the golfer must play the remaining hole with his 'wang' hanging out of his unzipped pants.

Haha dude. Looks like the Texas rule is now in effect.

by eleven April 27, 2003

magic dick ruler

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008

Ten Percent Rule

You must be ten percent smarter than the equipment you attempt to operate.

I tried to fax you but I failed the ten percent rule.

by Ben Dreidel August 20, 2008

guppy rule

Enough guppies can eat a treasury.

Refers to several small and cheap projects, files, purchases, or other items expending most or all of available resources, originally a city treasury.

Get some snacks for the party, but do not forget the guppy rule.

by El Fredo October 22, 2004

25 rule

Leonardo DiCaprio's law for dating women. Never date women over 25 years old because they are past their prime.

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you end up meeting with that girl?
Friend 2: Naw man, turns out she's 27 so she broke the 25 rule. Next!

by YoungBuckaroo July 16, 2019

Ja Rule

A faggot ass "rapper" that quotes Tupac shit all the time like he just wrote it, and acts like he's from the hood.

Ja Rule can suck my left nut.

by Otto Goods April 8, 2006