ruptured nuptials

When a marriage or relationship has has either ended or in serious jeopardy.

"Dude, what's up with Bill lately, he's awfully moody."
"I know, I think he's got ruptured nuptials."

by billigan August 3, 2007

rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.

Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.

by Ivan E. Normuscock March 1, 2009

Rusty Stallion

When a woman takes a shit, and then without wiping, bends over on the toilet and gets anally banged doggystyle.

Susie: (Insert name here) Sure gave me a nice Rusty Stallion last night.

by Smithalltheway March 19, 2010

Rusty Pickle

The act of first inserting a pickle half-way into the anus, eating it up to the rim, and then sucking the rest of it into your mouth, savoring the juices.

I gave that bitch the rusty pickle

by schabros December 23, 2010

Rusty Oven

When a man puts his testicles in an elderly womans vagina

Boy #1 "Dude did you hear that Robert's Dad gave a girl a Rusty Oven?" Boy #2 "Awww eww dude that's sick, we should tell everyone at school!"

by Baby Meflem Master March 9, 2011

rusty frothwagon

when a male lets out excrement into the females vagina
then stirring it up in a circulatory motion then slurping it out with a straw.

Stan- man! have you had fucking rusty frothwagon yet theyre great

Gary- dude my girlfriend said she was gunna try sumthing like that tonight!
Stan- EPIC BRAH!

by fuckbot11223344 July 20, 2011

Rusty Sombrero

A shot of tequila starting with licking cinnamon, taking the shot of tequila, then chasing it with an orange wedge.

"how many rusty sombrero shots did i take... i dont remember"

by JChux November 20, 2011