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Roger

To untimely depart a gathering of friends in pursuit of booty, preceded by multiple slow, backward approaches to door (can be exit and return), apologies, and professions of love for the bewildered friends (Rogerees).

For "the full Roger," the Rogerer fails to bang, instead passing the night sleeping chastely on the sofa of the target female, or outdoors in a cold Jeep, or in a similar humiliating and non-sexy place.
"Where's Narco?"

"Dammit, he's Rogered us again!"
by Wuhan Used Clam January 24, 2022
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Roger

Evil sadist who tortures without consent.

I have nothing against people named Roger, I just hate the character from Golding's Lord of the Flies. Fuck you Roger.
Roger threw stones around a littleun.
Roger sodomised a sow with a spear.
Roger pushed a boulder on Piggy's head.
Roger sharpened the stick at both ends to impale Ralph.
by SlivaAnaCalmus June 1, 2022
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Pete Rogers

A dirty middle-aged guy who proceeds to post naked pictures while engaging in sexual intercourse on Facebook. He often posts on womens' walls exclaiming his love for their vaginal utilities and his wears an expression of angry passion.
Your dads a real Pete Rogers.
by Doc1985 September 4, 2014
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Roger

People will most of the time say he's nice or good-looking when in reality they're an asshole.
Her (oblivious): I wish more people could be like Roger...
Him (knows): You sure?
by nohandleneeded15 February 2, 2024
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a little bird named Roger

Roger lived on the countryside
But he got shot in the stomach

Rest in pizza Roger
2008-2008
person 1: Have you heard the swedish song abour Roger
person 2: No, why would I
person 1: you uncultured swine. A little bird named Roger was a good bird
by Emberu Pemberu March 13, 2020
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Roger

Someone who has lived a hard life has struggled with physical illnesses that can mean a matter of life and death but is still really relaxed the majority of the time and nice and empathetic and caring to every person he comes across (we’ll almost every person he comes across)
This guy roger doesn’t get angry that quickly like he doesn’t get tired of people doing bad things to him but do you feel bad that he has lived a hard life or you don’t feel bad for him can you believe that he lived such a hard life but he is so nice to everyone he sees that must be really hard to do don’t you think I can’t believe he can do that
by Revampedagain July 11, 2023
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Stinking roger

Hang on I have a stinking roger
by bumfluff420 June 7, 2017
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