Did a Rod

Placing food into a cooking appliance and waiting for it to cook but forgetting to turn it on.

Person 1 checked on the arancini balls he placed in the pizza oven earlier this evening to discover he had forgotten to turn the oven on and they were still frozen. His friends laughed and said “Good one mate, You did a Rod”!!!

by Figtree Boozers December 11, 2023

A-Rod

In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.

What, no love after I sunk that 12-footer?
Thats an A-Rod, good for nothing

by Hondo99 December 11, 2023

Butter rod

Synonym for Shmule bar, ac ventilator, ripper; Vape

Marcus my mitts are quaking slide me the butter rod

by Uppydeck enjoyer December 9, 2022

fire rod

When you douce your uncles cock in lighter fluid and set it on fire as you jack him off

Ohhh daddy I used my uncles fire rod

by Firerod January 2, 2023

Lil J-Rods

When you take a shit and it comes out in little nuggets. We call that shit lil J-Rods.

I think because of the food last night, I had the lil J-Rods.

by anonymous January 10, 2023

rod time

when u see the latina in the school bathroom

another way of saying sex

yo i’m finna rod time with my girl

by dog sack September 7, 2023

art rod

A real bad ass mf that will convince you to do anything from joining the military to washing his car. He also loves arroz con pollo and a 2.2 million dollar apartment in peon tech. he loves his family and will typically have 1-2 unemployed sons throughout most of his life.

Brandon- hey have you seen art rod lately?
Brenda- nah but he is probably eating steak rn

by Roberto Hylburn November 22, 2021