Rod Stewart Old

Someone who thinks they’re hot shit, even at such an “old” age.

Dude, my grandpa is sooooo Rod Stewart Old, like we get it, you fought in a war, big deal.

by Dad is looking January 26, 2020

Chilean rod decimator

The act of making someone’s butthole cold and then using your warm penis to penetrate

Jimmy: Uncle why are you using the Chilean rod decimator!
Uncle: I’m sorry, I just have some serious mental issues

by Moooooooomeow June 11, 2025

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

Rod chaser

A female that chases welders, specifically pipeline welders. She takes all of his money but fucks all of his friends. These type of women can usually be found trolling through RV parks looking for the next welding rig.

Cab up and hide your rig! There’s a rod chaser on the loose!

by weldfastandeatass May 5, 2019

Rod bumper

A gay man

That dude’s a total rod bumper.

That rod bumper over there just bought Dave a beer.

by Joey C-Note February 20, 2019

Cherried rod

When a desperate male, wakes up with his dick raw, bleeding and rapidly on its way to infection cuz he stuck it in the first east county swamp donkey he got to come home with him.

Damn kristen! Take me to the hospital! I think your rotting pussy made my dick have Cherried rod!!!

by All Laced Up* September 26, 2021

Z-rod

My dog's pecker, it's huge!!!!

Tie him down by Z-rod...

by P-didit June 15, 2009